La chanson a été écrite au Chateau Marmont, à Los Angeles, début 2013.
I'm coming out of the sandbox You'll get covered in dog doo I'm gonna get off this sea saw Say goodbye to your mama Oh yea Let's get high on some Pop Rock Pop Rock and Coke I'll blow your sock off, teach how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes Don't hedge your bets, double down if you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town Turn that smile upside down Happy people don't have sex Now Robbie, everybody swings both ways From the butchest, the bandits, the fairest, the faggots and singers with everything they need Everybody swings both ways Face it Robbie, you're a little bit gay Shall we dance? I'm getting hot on the pavement Can you find me some grass? I have a certain arrangement Up the Khyber Pass Oh ya, let's get high with some fruit cake Fruit cake and tea And after I've done her Well you can do me Oh boy Don't hedge your bets, double down, if you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town Just follow me you enormous clown Clever people don't have sex Now Rufus, everybody swings both ways The bully, the bigot, the giant, the midget and singers with everything they need Everybody swings both ways Face it Rufus, you're a tad gay Oh yea? Face it Robbie, Uh huh? You're a little bit gay